Pause.... I want some toast!

Tonight, Becca and I (Steph) were watching a fairly intense, dramatic movie, when Jacqui burst into the room. She jumped on the couch with a grin, and began to regale us with tales of beautiful knights in far-off lands.

Well, one beautiful knight.

Of course, this completely ruined the tone of the movie, so we were forced to pause it. I was enjoying the fables, when I realized that I had a grumbly in my tumbly. Of course I listened. I jumped up to grab a piece of toast or two.

I sat down with my hot, fresh, buttered toast to continue listening when all of a sudden, I feel my right wrist jerked in a direction I had not meant it to go. I glare out the corner of my eyes and see Jacqui, nibbling on my bread. Because I'm such a kind roommate, I let the incident go. Our conversation continued, but veered off in various, random directions. As Jacqui and I were recounting our earlier escapades at the library, I heard a choking sound. I looked to Jacqui and saw she was struggling. She shouted, "I'm choking on dry bread," to which Becca retorted, "You STOLE dry bread. Obviously, God's trying to teach you a lesson!"

I hope she learned.... that was MY dry bread she was stealing. :)